Hello.

I don’t know you and you don’t know me. That’s ok, all relationships start this way.

It’ll start off super friendly and interesting as we learn about each other and slowly, over time, it will become more familiar. You’ll know me, I’ll know you.
Who knows, maybe we’ll even end up being friends.

But that’s all in the future.

What is this about? What are you even doing here? I don’t know. I can say that hopefully this will be equal parts entertaining, interesting and perhaps a little bit educational.

That sounded a bit too serious…better fix that: