Library Restroom Enlightenment
So, today I used the library bathroom at my community college…
..for the first time.
First thing I noticed when I walked into the stall was:
“RULES 1 & 2 ARE DEAD, /b/. LOVE, ANON. P.S. /x/ WAS HERE”
Scrawled on the right wall of the stall, in #2 pencil. I thought about writing(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST), but nahh.
There was some other stuff you might expect, call xxx-xxxx for a good time, shit like that. However, it was pale in comparison to the full-fledged conversation taking place on the toilet roll dispenser.
Black ballpoint pen (who really is a cool guy) proudly stated “I LIKE TRANNY VIDS!!”, to which blue ballpoint pen rudely professed “its because your gay”. Sharpie chimed in (with unnaturally neat and legible handwriting despite the awkward position of the toilet roll dispenser), “Who doesn’t like trannies?”. Sharpie seemed like the reasonable type.
So, here I was, observing these musings, and pondering their meaning. It crossed my mind that the library must be the home of horny internet addicts.
Later it occured to me that those people used the toilet I was sitting on and the whole thing felt kind of surreal.
(via Twice Removed Awesome and Anonymous reader)